(Ok, Lady Gaga and Kyary Pamyu Pamyu belong to the same species.)
I wasn't really thinking about the end of world until today is like quietly approaching. I admit I was abit paranoid. I started googling things up, and read that it is like a hoax thus relaxed abit. And afterall wouldn't it be awesome that maybe you might get to stand beside Joseph Gordon-Levitt or Ryan Gosling before you die since the world would be like all mess-up here and there??
Inspired by my sister's list of to-do things before the end of world comes, I thought I should have one too.
Things I Wanna Do Before We All Die
1. To poop properly after days of constipation.
Every time I start cutting down my intake of food get this constipation problem. I hadn't been pooping for last few days and the feeling sucks. So before I die please let me poop 个痛快。
2. Eat this all by myself.
And I'm not gonna share with anyone. I'll most probably take out the kiwis though. Bye bye to weight loss, bye bye the world!!! Diabetes is no big deal.
3. Fly to Disneyland Tokyo.
Radiation, you think I'm scared of you since it's like it is the end of the world??? Mother Nature wants to take away my chances to be a mother, so it makes no difference if I get exposed to radiation at all.
4. Munch on a tub of ikan bilis.
Without peanuts pls!!! Let me stuff my mouth with 89273482372 ikan bilis. The saltier the merrier cos I'm dying anyway, who gives a damn about kidney failure?? huh!?
5. Dye my hair cotton candy colour.
Just wanna pastel all over myself before I die!!!
6. Buy this for BBK cos she wants it yesterday
Actually I'll buy whatever she wants let her play as we are fleeting. Must buy two each if not later she snatch with Mei Mei.
7. Put my mouth under the chocolate fountain.
Lemmi store a mouth of chocolate and drink it when I know I'm dying. Shiok bo?
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| photo from travelfolio |
8. Go to Universal Studio and give Frankestein a punch in his face
Everytime I go to USS, this guy is just so annoying. He sneaked behind me and scared the shit out of me. I swear I'm gonna revenge before I die.
9. Kill a fly.
Who always manage to catch/kill a fly? 23 years of my life, I only manage to kill one fly before recently when it was eating the dogs' food. That feeling. Is like super satisfying. I sound sadistic but that's because they are being such nuisance and I've always wanna kill them for bothering me.
10. Buy a Pile of Fried Chicken and Thank them personally
I would buy fried chicken pieces and tell them how I feel:
''Fried Chicken, you don't know what you mean to me in my life. Thank you being such a saviour in my life. Thank you for being so delicious and thanks for having such crispy and oily skin. I can't thank you enough. I love you so much yet I know I cannot eat too many of you guys. Sorry for our love-hate relationship.''
the end!
I'm such a practical woman. so proud of myself.
